I have to tell you, I didn’t seek out Rookies for the coffee, well Duh!! Okay folks give me a break here, I come from Australia, our laws relating to marijuana consumption aren’t exactly enlightened. I ask the guy behind the bar for the ghanja menu, it’s extensive and wondrous.

My wife arrives, to my horror, she orders a low-fat, decaffeinated cappuccino….sweet Jesus, this is going to be interesting.